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You Said I Had No Cards – Zelenskyy Satire
You said I had no cards; the answer is a hand so large it needs its own horizon.
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You Said I Had No Cards – Zelenskyy Satire — Sweatshirt
£29.74 GBP
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Product details & material
A hand-inked political satire graphic showing Volodymyr Zelenskyy with an impossible fan of cards: a visual answer to the famous Oval Office line. Ukrainian blue and sunflower yellow meet a crisp vintage screen-print finish.
Product details
- Artwork printed on the front
- Classic unisex crewneck sweatshirt
- Choice of garment colours
- Made to order
Size guide
These are unisex styles. Measurements are taken from the garment laid flat; half chest is measured straight across from armpit to armpit. Allow a small manufacturing tolerance.
| Size | Half chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 51 cm | 69 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 56 cm | 71 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 61 cm | 74 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 76 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 79 cm | 95 cm |
Choose from the sizes currently shown above; unavailable combinations are not offered.