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You Said I Had No Cards – Zelenskyy Satire
You said I had no cards; the answer is a hand so large it needs its own horizon.
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You Said I Had No Cards – Zelenskyy Satire — Long-sleeve T-shirt
£25.14 GBP
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Product details & material
A hand-inked political satire graphic showing Volodymyr Zelenskyy with an impossible fan of cards: a visual answer to the famous Oval Office line. Ukrainian blue and sunflower yellow meet a crisp vintage screen-print finish.
Product details
- Artwork printed on the front
- Classic unisex long-sleeve shape
- Choice of garment colours
- Made to order
Size guide
These are unisex styles. Measurements are taken from the garment laid flat; half chest is measured straight across from armpit to armpit. Allow a small manufacturing tolerance.
| Size | Half chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 45.7 cm | 71.1 cm | 82.6 cm |
| M | 50.8 cm | 73.7 cm | 86.4 cm |
| L | 55.9 cm | 76.2 cm | 90.2 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 78.7 cm | 94 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81.3 cm | 97.8 cm |
Choose from the sizes currently shown above; unavailable combinations are not offered.