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Strings Attached Political Satire T-shirt
In this unmistakable marionette parody, Putin holds the controls while Farage works the broadcast frame—‘Strings Attached’ turns a familiar soundbite into a visibly managed routine. For the news-watcher who can never see the pointing hand without wondering who tied the knots.Printed on the Gildan® 5000 heavyweight unisex crewneck T-shirt, with a comfortable classic fit.
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Strings Attached Political Satire T-shirt — T-shirt
£14.73 GBP
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Product details & material
In this unmistakable marionette parody, Putin holds the controls while Farage works the broadcast frame—‘Strings Attached’ turns a familiar soundbite into a visibly managed routine. For the news-watcher who can never see the pointing hand without wondering who tied the knots.
Printed on the Gildan® 5000 heavyweight unisex crewneck T-shirt, with a comfortable classic fit.
Product details
- Soft, durable heavyweight fabric
- Artwork printed on the front
- Choice of available garment colours
- Made to order
Material
100% cotton in all solid colours, including Natural. Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester; Graphite Heather is 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
Care
Machine wash cold with similar colours, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly over the print.
Available sizes
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Size guide
Measure a similar garment laid flat. Width is measured straight across the chest; length is measured from the high shoulder to the hem. Allow a small manufacturing tolerance.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 45.7 cm / 18 in | 71.1 cm / 28 in |
| M | 50.8 cm / 20 in | 73.7 cm / 29 in |
| L | 55.9 cm / 22 in | 76.2 cm / 30 in |
| XL | 61 cm / 24 in | 78.7 cm / 31 in |
| 2XL | 66 cm / 26 in | 81.3 cm / 32 in |
| 3XL | 71.1 cm / 28 in | 83.8 cm / 33 in |
Choose from the sizes currently shown above; unavailable combinations are not offered.
