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Children Known to Operate — Kids’ T-shirt
A deadpan playground warning for households familiar with small residents, sudden acceleration and highly selective listening.
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Children Known to Operate — Kids’ T-shirt — Kids’ T-shirt
£17.00 GBP
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Product details & material
A deadpan warning for anyone who has watched a playground become its own high-speed jurisdiction. A playful design for families who know the smallest residents are often the least predictable.
Kids’ T-shirt specifications
- Gildan® 5000B heavyweight kids’ crewneck
- Classic fit
- Front print
- Made to order
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton. Sport Grey and heather shades contain polyester, so fibre content varies with the selected colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly over the print.
Choose your preferred size, colour, format or device model from the options shown.
Size guide
Age ranges are a guide. For the safest fit, lay a well-fitting garment flat and compare its measurements below. Width is measured straight across the chest; length is measured from the high shoulder to the hem. Allow a small manufacturing tolerance.
| Size | Age (years) | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 4–5 | 40.6 cm | 52.1 cm |
| S | 5–6 | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
| M | 7–8 | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
| L | 9–11 | 48.3 cm | 63.5 cm |
| XL | 12–14 | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
Choose from the age ranges currently shown in the options above. If between sizes, choose the larger option for growing room.