A certificate of achievement in navy and gold with a gold seal: the recipient's name, what they did and the date, signed by witnesses.
Shown: Olivia's certificate of achievement.

The faint “preview” marks are on this screen only — your print arrives without them.

Personalised print

The certificate print

Prints from $36.50

Also available: Mug from $23.00.

Delivery C$10 per order · free on orders of C$80+

Two certificates, taken completely seriously. The small victory: a certificate of achievement for the thing that finally happened, the deed set large, sealed, signed and witnessed. The retirement: after all those years, hereby released from all alarms, meetings and Monday mornings, with the thanks of everyone who will miss them. Type the facts and the document sets itself while you watch.

You'll need

The name, the achievement and the date.

More than one thing to celebrate? A Timeline holds them all.

Make it yours Every look and finishing touch, previewed as you tap - open to see them all
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Textures and tile effects are printed as part of the artwork.

Delivery C$10 per order · free on orders of C$80+. Most orders arrive within 6 to 12 working days.

Two items save 5% and three or more save 10%, on any mix of designs and products except group sets. The saving comes off automatically at checkout, does not combine with discount codes, and free delivery counts the total after it.

Buy two, save 5%. Buy three or more, save 10%. Any designs and products, taken off in the basket.

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Protective packaging, with no receipt or invoice inside. Use the recipient's name and delivery address at checkout. Items may arrive in separate parcels.

For overseas deliveries, customs paperwork may show the value.

By ordering you confirm the words and names you added are yours to use.

  • You see the finished design before you order.
  • For two hours after ordering you can change it from the link in your order email. Then it goes to print.
  • When it ships, we email you the tracking link.
  • Uncoated matte paper, 200 gsm (170 gsm in the 30x45 frame). Frames are wood, glazed with plexiglass, and arrive ready to hang. Unframed prints ship rolled in a tube.
  • Made to order and printed in Canada. No import fees.
  • Mug: 11 oz white ceramic.
  • A person replies to every message within two working days. Contact us
  • If it arrives misprinted or damaged, send us a photo and we reprint it free.

Made properly

Set by a typesetter that measures every line — the name sized to fit, the deed wrapped and set in the accent, the sentence typeset properly — with a seal drawn for the occasion, real signature lines, an inked stamp, and the range's lettering, papers and backgrounds. When the words run long, the sheet tightens rather than cuts.

  • The small victory, made official. This is to certify that Olivia Thompson, on 14 May 2026, in the presence of witnesses, parallel parked outside the house, first time, no shouting — and is hereby recognised, for the record and for all time, as having done the thing. The deed set large in the accent, a citation in italics, the seal with a star at its heart, signed and witnessed, an inked Achieved stamp at the foot.
  • The retirement, with thanks. After 38 years as Head of Geography at Varndean School, hereby released from all alarms, meetings and Monday mornings — or from whatever you write in their place — with the thanks of everyone who will miss them. The years set large, the laurel seal, the staff room's signature.
  • Their face, engraved. Free. Add a photo and we engrave their portrait in an oval on the retirement certificate, in about 20 seconds. We never keep your photo.
  • Your frame, colours, paper and background. Four frames — none, a hairline, a certificate's double rule, bracketed corners — six colourways from ivory to midnight, five kinds of lettering, five papers and the range's painted backgrounds. A long deed or a full retirement steps the sheet tighter rather than cutting a word.

What to expect

Delivery
Delivery C$10 per order · free on orders of C$80+. Most orders arrive within 6 to 12 working days.
If it arrives wrong
If your print arrives damaged, misprinted or not as you approved it, send us a photo and we reprint it free of charge.
Made for you
Personalised items cannot be returned because you changed your mind. Your statutory rights still apply if an item is faulty, damaged, or not as described.

Questions

Is it meant to be funny?
It is meant to be true. The sheet takes what you write with complete seriousness — a first swim at forty-three, a wardrobe with no leftover screws, forty-one years of wet Wednesdays — and sets it the way a real certificate is set. That is where the joke lives, if there is one.
Who signs it?
Anyone you like: Mum, the staff room, Coach Dan, next door's cat. Leave a signature blank and the seal stands alone.
Can I change it later?
Yes. Keep the link to your design and open it again — a new victory, another year — and order another. Nothing is drawn by hand. The share link carries the whole design, so it keeps working; an unfinished design saved at the basket is kept for 90 days, and a bought print's approved artwork is kept for reorders.