AntiRecreation · Visitor Centre

Complaints desk

Real problem with an order? This desk is a joke — the help is not. For anything wrong with a real order (damage, misprint, late delivery, a typo you spotted), use the contact page or email info@antirecreation.co.uk and a person will sort it.

Doreen is in from nine until she isn't. Ring once. A second ring becomes a complaint, and she files those against you.

  • Doreen

    Complaints Desk

    Behind the hatch. Occasionally on a page, if provoked.

    CLOSED. Ring once. A second ring becomes a complaint.

Finding the hatch earns a stamp on your Recreation Permit. Doreen would rather it did not.